Last week I met a printer for the first time, wow was it strange! It seemed to be alive! The thing made funny sounds and blinked and finally it started spitting at me! Yes, I swear! The thing spit papers at me!
With that type of aggressive behavior, I just had to reciprocate! So, I took the first paper that it spit at me, ran off with it and tore it into small pieces. Hah, now what do you say, you aggressive printer?!