Last week I met a printer for the first time, wow was it strange! It seemed to be alive! The thing made funny sounds and blinked and finally it started spitting at me! Yes, I swear! The thing spit papers at me!
With that type of aggressive behavior, I just had to reciprocate! So, I took the first paper that it spit at me, ran off with it and tore it into small pieces. Hah, now what do you say, you aggressive printer?!
Mama and her friends all laughed at me, telling me the paper was an invoice. In fact, they encouraged me to tear it apart. Strange, mama usually doesn’t want me to tear apart papers… but invoice papers are ok? Sometimes I don’t quite understand her.
Anyway, I will have to keep a close eye on this aggressive paper-spitting printer. I will let no printer mess with me! I’m the master of this house, not the printer!
I’m still young (1.5 years) and I haven’t seen all the stuff that this world has yet. A few months ago I saw a gas heater for the first time. In the beginning, I wasn’t too impressed with it either, but soon enough I got used to it, and now I like gas heaters. You see, they give off this cozy heat that is really nice in the colder winter months.
Mama also posted three videos of me practicing swimming in Sweden. In the first one I’m learning the techniques from a dog who is very good at swimming, in the second video, I’m practicing and in the third one I have reached my goal and show off my great swimming skills.
